hear ye! hear ye!

Pay attention. I have an announcement to make. It is so important you know this and I'm glad you have taken the time out of your day to read this. It will make your day so much better. I mean, this is treasured learning I am about to share with you.

Halloween Oreos taste so much better than regular, plain white Oreos. They do! And they have the cool Halloween shapes etched on the cookie. So it makes them fun to eat too. Oh. Also, don't waste your pennies buying a package if you don't plan on scarfing them down all by your lonesome. A fight will inevitably ensue over the orange discs of deliciousness with your spouse. And it is immature to fight over Oreos. So just keep them out of sight and sneak a few, or ten, throughout the day.

Bonus nuggett of knowledge: a glass of milk is a must! Forget about the gallon of skim. Be selfish and use a few cups of the 1% or 2% you have been saving for your kid's sippy. The milk fat makes the cookie taste that much better.

This concludes my special announcement. Back to work!