Friday, September 4, 2009

hear ye! hear ye!

Pay attention. I have an announcement to make. It is so important you know this and I'm glad you have taken the time out of your day to read this. It will make your day so much better. I mean, this is treasured learning I am about to share with you.

Halloween Oreos taste so much better than regular, plain white Oreos. They do! And they have the cool Halloween shapes etched on the cookie. So it makes them fun to eat too. Oh. Also, don't waste your pennies buying a package if you don't plan on scarfing them down all by your lonesome. A fight will inevitably ensue over the orange discs of deliciousness with your spouse. And it is immature to fight over Oreos. So just keep them out of sight and sneak a few, or ten, throughout the day.

Bonus nuggett of knowledge: a glass of milk is a must! Forget about the gallon of skim. Be selfish and use a few cups of the 1% or 2% you have been saving for your kid's sippy. The milk fat makes the cookie taste that much better.

This concludes my special announcement. Back to work!


Rebekah said...

love it! halloween is one of my fave holidays anyway and this is just icing in my book!!!

JoLynn said...

Oooo la la! Thanks for your awesome announcement. I love Halloween too and now I can love it even more.

Anonymous said...

You make me laugh! Thanks for brightening my day! I'll be sure to get myself a package ASAP. Now, if I can just think of a good place to hide them. Jason has found all my good spots.