JT does awesome in this skit along with Kristen Wiig. Her Target lady skits are some of my faves. Enjoy.
How to Make a Perfect Prime Rib (Rib Roast)
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He looks more like a psychedlic Carrott Top. Burton's wife, Helena Bonham Carter (Room with A View FOREVER), is cast as the Red Queen:
Now...you can't tell me you aren't the tiniest bit anxious for this movie to come out. 


Pretty much plan to veg the rest of the day. I am excited to make myself some lunch that I can actually sit down and enjoy. Reading is a top priority. Showering without interruption. May belt out a tune or two in the shower...without interruption. Grocery shopping by myself. Bachelorette party tonight. SO excited. Have never been to one before. Pretty sure it will be low-key. Raspberry butter and fresh rolls at Maddox...here I come!!
Need a good book? May I highly recommend my current read. I haven't finished it yet and am already highly recommending it. The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society. Very clever in that the whole book are letters. I almost feel like I'm being invited to view the intimate side of a person I don't even know. It takes place after the second World War, in the year of 1946. A young author, by the name of Juliet Ashton, is in search of ideas for a new book. An unexpected letter shows up in the post from a man living on the island of Guernsey (did you know this English island exists??). I cannot put it down and just started it yesterday. Will let you know how it ends. ;)

It's Friday!! Time to give ourselves a soaphawk, lounge in the tub and read an excellent book. Or magazine. Either would do. Just do something to remind yourself that life is still livable after a week of laundry, cleaning house, making sure the toy in the kids happy meal is correct (one under 3, one over 3). i.e. pleasing everyone but yourself. So for one day, tell the world to shove it where the sun don't shine. Much like Ouiser would say.
Have you seen the newest Newsweek? In it, an article about the power of Oprah and the guests she has hosted on her show. I was immediately drawn to this. Oprah's shows, more specifically the ones where The Secret is revealed (um...was that a secret??), Suzanne Somers talks abou the great lengths she goes through to not age (has she not watched Benjamin Button?!?!). Pretty wacky ideas and regimens have become commonplace. More surprisingly is that Oprah goes right along with her guests and their thinking. Would love to know your thoughts. Of course, if Oprah were to invite me on her show, I wouldn't say no.




